Sts jokes

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STS

Do you know how many STS scholars it takes to screw in a light bulb? Neither do I, but let's reconstruct that...

How many STS scholars does it take to screw in a light bulb? Probably even a truckload won't manage, as they only know how to deconstruct rather than how to construct...

How does an STS scholar screw in a light bulb? By extending the network onto it.

Why do STS scholars never get to actually screwing in the lightbulb? Because they spend all the time just on opening the box.

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Philosophy

The First Law of Philosophy: For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher.

The Second Law of Philosophy: They're both wrong.

An engineer, an experimental physicist, a theoretical physicist, and a philosopher were hiking through the hills of Scotland. Cresting the top of one hill, they see, on top of the next, a black sheep. The engineer says: "What do you know, the sheep in Scotland are black." "Well, *some* of the sheep in Scotland are black," replies the experimental physicist. The theoretical physicist considers this for a moment and says "Well, at least one of the sheep in Scotland is black." "Well," the philosopher responds, "on one side, anyway."

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